Wednesday, June 27, 2012

WE COULD HAVE COMITY -- AT GUNPOINT

Dana Milbank realizes what we've lost and sheds a tear, after running into Trent Lott while buying socks in a D.C. department store:
... Lott created Seersucker Thursday in the '90s, encouraging senators of both parties to mark the beginning of summer by wearing the pajama-like cotton, popular in the South.

As many as 30 senators once donned the striped fabric -- from Alaska Republican Lisa Murkowski to California Democrat Dianne Feinstein, from Minnesota Democrat Amy Klobuchar to Pennsylvania Republican Rick Santorum....

Seersucker Thursday would have been on June 21, but on the evening before, the Senate cloakroom's staff notified members that the custom was being discontinued. Lott's former colleagues thought it would be politically unwise to be seen doing something frivolous when there's so much conflict over major issues.

... those who canceled Seersucker Thursday have got it exactly backward: Our leaders can't agree on important things because they're missing this kind of social lubricant....
Yes, this again: people can't get along in D.C. not because the right has a radical program to repeal the 20th century and a habit of using every means at its disposal to enact that agenda through legislative hostage-taking, but because Tip and the Gipper don't drink and tell Irish stories after a long, hard day.

But are the parties really irrevocably split? Not entirely:
Now that the politically potent National Rifle Association is keeping score, some Democrats may join House Republicans if there's a vote to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of Congress in a dispute over documents related to a botched gun-tracking operation.

The chief Democratic House head counter, Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland, declined to tell reporters how many defections he expected, but acknowledged that some in his party would consider heeding the NRA's call for a "yes" vote.

The gun owners association injected itself last week into the stalemate over Justice Department documents demanded by the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. The NRA said it supports the contempt resolution and will keep a record of how members vote....
Forget seersucker -- if the NRA wanted all members of Congress to wear their underwear on the outside for one day, you'd better believe the entire GOP delegation would go skivvies-forward -- as would a small but significant portion of the Democratic delegation.

"Social lubricant"? That's not how D.C. is going to come together. It's going to come together only in an atmosphere of total victory for the right. On guns, the city is basically already there. On everything else, well, the right is committed to a long war.

2 comments:

Victor said...

"Social lubricant"?

Well, THAT would be an improvement over the way that the right has been dry-humpin' the nation up the @$$ for decades with an iron dildo coated with metal shavings. volcanic pumice, and marble.

And I think we WILL need some sort of "social lubricant" - to make sure the guillotines drop quickly, so we don't have to hack, mince, and dice, the rich and powerful to death slowly.

Er... uhm... Let me take a few minutes to think that one over, ok?

And I propose that the NRA have a 'National Shoot Yourself in the Feckin' Head Day," and help rid the nation of asshole righties, and the lefty politicians who keep wanting to get reelected as Democrats by trying to act like Republican Lite.

"Red Dog" Democrats - Is you is, or is you ain't, beeeeeyotches for the NRA?
You is!
Hey, "Red Dogs," did you know that today is 'National Shoot Yourself in the Feckin' Head Day?"
The NRA said so - so, hop to it, boys and girls!

Never Ben Better said...

Meanwhile, today's Fortune article at cnn.com is a thorough examination of the "Fast and Furious" debacle, concluding -- you may want to be sitting down for this -- that the entire thing is a farrago of half-truths, distortions, and baldfaced lies whipped up for entirely partisan agendas:

http://features.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2012/06/27/fast-and-furious-truth/?hpt=hp_t2